Nếu tôi muốn có con của riêng mình, tôi sẽ kết hôn. Nếu tôi muốn kết hôn, tôi sẽ yêu. Nếu tôi muốn yêu, tôi sẽ gặp đúng cô gái. Nếu tôi muốn gặp đúng cô gái, tôi sẽ uống ít hơn rất nhiều.
If I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would have fallen in love. If I had wanted to fall in love, I would have met the right girl. If I had wanted to meet the right girl, I would have drank a whole lot less.
Carroll Bryant